My PHL–SFO flight last night was a masterclass in chaos. Boarding started fine until maintenance showed up, people with a stroller full of bags tried to board without tags, and half of Zone 1 just stood in the aisle like they’d never seen an overhead bin before.
Once on board, the FA somehow managed to bump my arm every single time she walked by, and the people behind me talked at full volume for 5.5 hours straight. Add in broken Wi-Fi for the first hour and a 30-minute delay waiting for a parked plane to get towed out of our gate, and… yeah.
Flight itself? Totally fine. Everything else? Just pure comedy at this point. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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